It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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