The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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