i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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