its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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