I skipped work to stalk him.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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