I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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