My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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