If i come over, it means nothing
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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