She is in my trunk
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
