You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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