It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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