i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
