problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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