I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We're too hungover to prance.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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