i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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