i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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