That's intense
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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