I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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