u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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