Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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