I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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