Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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