Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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