All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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