It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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