What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We're too hungover to prance.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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