yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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