I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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