It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We have started to decorate penises.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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