He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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