i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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