we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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