Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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