no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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