Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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