Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm both gender and math confused
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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