he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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