You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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