i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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