is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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