just come out here and I will go home with you...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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