okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
only if we run a train.
done.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
