Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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