spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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