What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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