Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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