My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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