I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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