Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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