they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nicole vs. Life
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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