what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
