Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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