i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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