so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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